My dude, I have been eaten alive. I get enough gore in my everyday life.
[Why is his life like this???]
I'd forgotten about the whole academy thing when I started my cooking show, but yeah, Lup and I cooked on the ship. There were only seven of us, someone had to make sure those dipshits didn't starve.
And I'm not fucking with you, I know that sounds like a thing I'd do, but with the Light (super long story) the scientists and arcanists discovered that everything in the universe was connected by bonds. It covers shit like magnetic energy, gravity, all that science stuff, but it also includes the bonds between any two people. They made an engine out of it.
My Barold wasn't really into dark magic either. Things got pretty screwed up.
[Yes his name is Barold is that not normal???]
Magic! A spell called legend lore, let's me learn forgotten lore about an object, I cast it on the portal.
no subject
[Why is his life like this???]
I'd forgotten about the whole academy thing when I started my cooking show, but yeah, Lup and I cooked on the ship. There were only seven of us, someone had to make sure those dipshits didn't starve.
And I'm not fucking with you, I know that sounds like a thing I'd do, but with the Light (super long story) the scientists and arcanists discovered that everything in the universe was connected by bonds. It covers shit like magnetic energy, gravity, all that science stuff, but it also includes the bonds between any two people. They made an engine out of it.
My Barold wasn't really into dark magic either. Things got pretty screwed up.
[Yes his name is Barold is that not normal???]
Magic! A spell called legend lore, let's me learn forgotten lore about an object, I cast it on the portal.