[All the shade is coming from the fact he's in a good mood for the first time since his fight with Lucretia and that means being even more of a shit than usual.
But he doesn't say that, because.... that sure is like... a series of words that happen to appear on the screen. He takes a second to just absorb it all, but doesn't waste too much time replying because he knows that Cisco is likely worrying on the other side.]
If you make me give you a pep talk about your standards and self worth while you're dating my ex it is gonna get weird.
[By which he means: he doesn't approve of Cisco saying that Eddie is out of his league, nor does he approve of "I'm not afraid of him" being on the list of criteria, because that should be a given.
But, in the interest of reassuring Cisco:]
We're good, pumpkin. But I am gonna have to give him a shovel talk, since I'm your bff.
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But he doesn't say that, because.... that sure is like... a series of words that happen to appear on the screen. He takes a second to just absorb it all, but doesn't waste too much time replying because he knows that Cisco is likely worrying on the other side.]
If you make me give you a pep talk about your standards and self worth while you're dating my ex it is gonna get weird.
[By which he means: he doesn't approve of Cisco saying that Eddie is out of his league, nor does he approve of "I'm not afraid of him" being on the list of criteria, because that should be a given.
But, in the interest of reassuring Cisco:]
We're good, pumpkin. But I am gonna have to give him a shovel talk, since I'm your bff.