She might make fun of you for it a liiiitle bit but she won't care
You know I haven't really run into a dragon right? They're not just like, hanging around wherever
[He doesn't want to build anticipation. He's fought a skeleton dragon in that stupid team building thing but he's not sure if any of that was real or if it was just some weird shared hallucination.]
Oh, dude, that's potentially fucking awful. You wanna find somewhere chill we can try it cause I dunno if you should do that shit alone.
Or I guess you could ask your ✨✨boyfriend✨✨ to hang with you to make sure it's safe.
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You know I haven't really run into a dragon right? They're not just like, hanging around wherever
[He doesn't want to build anticipation. He's fought a skeleton dragon in that stupid team building thing but he's not sure if any of that was real or if it was just some weird shared hallucination.]
Oh, dude, that's potentially fucking awful. You wanna find somewhere chill we can try it cause I dunno if you should do that shit alone.
Or I guess you could ask your ✨✨boyfriend✨✨ to hang with you to make sure it's safe.
[He's a shit, but not a mean shit.]