1. He replied to some shit I was saying on the network and we got talking about magical items so he came over to show me his and I showed him mine
[Not a euphemism! But he'll make it sound like one.]
2. That's the dude and he's who's bed I ended up in that one time? I dunno if I ever mentioned him by name but it was kinda wild, pretty sure he would've like straight up killed anyway who wasn't me
3. He's from Fearun but shitty Fearun, I'm guessing without the Millers cause it hasn't got as much technology and also it just sounds fucking shitty
4. I wish I fucking knew cause then it'd be way less confusing and I'd just make a move. It's not like I'm known for my subtelty and we've been on a bunch of dates but see part 5
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[Not a euphemism! But he'll make it sound like one.]
2. That's the dude and he's who's bed I ended up in that one time? I dunno if I ever mentioned him by name but it was kinda wild, pretty sure he would've like straight up killed anyway who wasn't me
3. He's from Fearun but shitty Fearun, I'm guessing without the Millers cause it hasn't got as much technology and also it just sounds fucking shitty
4. I wish I fucking knew cause then it'd be way less confusing and I'd just make a move. It's not like I'm known for my subtelty and we've been on a bunch of dates but see part 5
5. No 😔 Like on the cheek and hand only
[Which is... very sweet? But still.]