[He decides not to address the vibe thing because it's not the point. The point is that this month has been garbage so far and they're going to do something about it.]
The fact you've never had a spa day is a fucking tragedy, all you gotta bring is yourself, maybe a hair tie if you don't wanna end up with wet hair in the hot tub
[Important.]
I don't kiss and tell [that's a lie] It wasn't like, boombox outside the window bullshit, but it was up there, I might've teleported to him in my pajamas
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The fact you've never had a spa day is a fucking tragedy, all you gotta bring is yourself, maybe a hair tie if you don't wanna end up with wet hair in the hot tub
[Important.]
I don't kiss and tell [that's a lie] It wasn't like, boombox outside the window bullshit, but it was up there, I might've teleported to him in my pajamas