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[franciscoramon]

ID: goodvibrations

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un: h.wells

[breacher]

Stop sending random people to my inbox, Ramon.

[franciscoramon]

??????

i legit have no idea what you're talking about.

[breacher]

I don't believe you.

[franciscoramon]

well i don't know what you want me to say, then. i guess i won't tell anyone to text you anymore, which is stupid since i've never done it in the first place, but whatever.

[breacher]

Keep your miami vices to yourself.

1/2

[franciscoramon]

???????????

did you take some unlabeled pills or something?

2/2

[franciscoramon]

[ A full 5 minutes later ]

wait does this have to do with arya?

[breacher]

Who?

[franciscoramon]

arya. her un is no.one. i made a joke about miami vice to her a few hours ago? that's my best guess at what the hell you're talking about right now.

but also, how the hell do you know i made that joke?

[ Don't you dare say spying. ]

[breacher]

Because it sounded so stupid that only you would say it.

[ LOGIC. ]

[franciscoramon]

harry.

will you please just tell me fully from the beginning what the hell happened to make you start this conversation.

[breacher]

This person messages me out of the blue? About something that sounds so completely ridiculous? I figured it had to be a prank of yours.

What the hell is a miami vice supposed to be. It's code, isn't it.

[franciscoramon]

oh my god, it's not a code, and it's not a prank.

miami vice is the name of a shitty tv show. i mentioned it but didn't explain to her because she's from a world that hasn't even gotten the hang of electricity and i figured why bother. i guess she figured we're from similar worlds so you would probably be able to explain.

listen i'll go sort it out. just... don't be a dick to her, ok, harry???? it was an honset mistake she's like, literally twelve years old.

[breacher]

What is a miami.

[franciscoramon]

..........well, we can add that to the list of differences between earth-1 and earth-2

it's a city. like starling city or central city. and it's vice as in the vice squad of the police. it's literally just a stupid cop show oh my god.

[breacher]

You know that all of that sounds too stupid to be real.

[franciscoramon]

is this really happening, are we really having a fight over whether miami vice is real.

it's real, okay. it's a real thing. ask barry if you don't believe me, for whatever unfathomable reason.

[breacher]

Were we fighting?

Okay.

[franciscoramon]

discussion, then.

seriously though don't you dare be mean to that girl.

[breacher]

Don't make assumptions.

[franciscoramon]

i'm extrapolating based on past evidence.

so you have the godfather but not miami vice. or miami at all. what about florida in general?

[breacher]

We have Florida.

[franciscoramon]

well, there you go. miami's a city in florida. case closed. mystery solved.

[breacher]

This is stupid.

[franciscoramon]

wow i'm impressed you're willing to admit it upfront like that.