way back in the early days we had our first non-barry non-psycho metahuman at star labs and she asked if anyone else had been changed and i said something like 'no one as hot as you' or something like that and caitlin immediately threatened to lobotomize me
also basically any time i have spoken to captain singh literally ever. it's like a gift. a horrible, embarrassing gift.
yeah but see what you don't get is you're one of those obnoxious people who looks gorgeous even when you're miserable.
wow so much for loyalty i see how it is. (..........naw i don't blame you tbh it was supposed to come out funny & a bit flirty but it was just creepy and SUPER awkward.)
whether or not that's true, captain singh is 100% immune to cuteness.
okay a) don't judge; b) you look cute in your workout clothes; c) there's way grosser things to be a lil into than a hot dude who is a bit hot and messy from going to the gym.
Okay fine. Workout sweat is way less gross than like, hot day sweat. I can KIND OF see how it's a little sexy. Compromise.
I guess it's sort of like how I love how you look when you first wake up in the morning all groggy with messy hair and pressure lines from the pillow on your face.
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also basically any time i have spoken to captain singh literally ever. it's like a gift. a horrible, embarrassing gift.
yeah but see what you don't get is you're one of those obnoxious people who looks gorgeous even when you're miserable.
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You're cute enough to get away with it, though, honestly. I mean look at you.
Are you kidding me? Have you ever seen me after the gym before I shower???
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(..........naw i don't blame you tbh it was supposed to come out funny & a bit flirty but it was just creepy and SUPER awkward.)
whether or not that's true, captain singh is 100% immune to cuteness.
yes, yes i have 😍
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You think?
Oh my god, I am not hot when I'm disgusting and sweaty from the gym.
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maybe with the exception of his husband.
you don't get to tell me what i find hot. maybe i like you a lil sweaty sometimes
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Seriously? Gross.
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I guess it's sort of like how I love how you look when you first wake up in the morning all groggy with messy hair and pressure lines from the pillow on your face.
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All according to plan. I'm working on that whole 'evil genius' thing a little, I guess.
I mean, besides the fact that morning is seriously a good look on you.
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i guess as far as evil genius plans go, making it so neither of us can argue about weird stuff we like about one another is not all THAT bad.
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And I should hope so. I don't really want to be an evil genius, I was just joking. :( :( :(
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i don't think you need to worry. you haven't got an evil bone in your body.
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Neither do you, babe. It's why we're a great team.