Lup works for her now btw, Barold too. It was the compromise for them being, you know, aberrations against nature
Pretty sure they're fake bones? Like when you get him down to the basics he's a ball of light, everything else is a construct 🤔 Can't believe I'm dating a ball of light
[That's honestly kind of weird? It's different than Lup and Barry, who have lich forms that resemble something elf and human shaped, respectively, but Kravitz is just a spirit.]
I am for sure taking him to the kink expo, gotta see how hard I can make him blush
sounds like a win/win for everyone involved i sure wouldn't wanna be somebody on the raven queen's shitlist i'll tell you that cuz that's quite the dream team
it IS super weird you're dating a ball of light but if you think about it we're all just constructs made of elements and filled with energy kravitz is just a little more in control of that process than most of us are.
oh no is he a blusher? is he shy? go easy on him taako you know how weird some of that shit gets...
but that probably makes them perfect for the job doesn't it?
and i may well be a nerd but at least i never led with tentacles that's a strictly fifth date kind of development thanks and before you even THINK of saying anything let me be clear: I AM KIDDING i have not nor will i ever tentacle a dude, thanks.
I dunno if the Raven Queen is into everything being on fire but I guess she let Kravitz go on a date with one of his bounties kinda technically so she isn't too big on rules
[the goddess of the natural order isn't too big on rules. sure]
I'm screenshotting those first two sentences and sending them to everyone
I have no idea on her omniscient status but I mean the bounty hunters are there cause gods cannot just fucking pop into the material plane and fuck with shit, there are rules about that I think. I also cannot imagine Kravitz lying to her
[He's pretty sure? Istus implied as much and it explains why there are clerics and paladins, for gods to work through.]
okay that makes sense i can see how that slope might get slippery real fast and not turn out great for mortal types
so what is he a bit of a goody two shoes? or just really loves his job?
[ Cisco has always been a bit curious about Kravitz, but mostly avoided bringing him up, because it wasn't immediately relevant, and he could tell it sometimes bothered Taako. Now that he's going to meet the guy, though, it's time for some Research. ]
Although it's probably a bit weird to describe the grim reaper as "a goody two shoes" but Kravitz is a stickler for Doing Things Right. Sometimes that just involves killing people and taking their souls to the astral plane.]
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goddess of death, bird mom
same difference
(that's sarcasm)
bones can get broken
it might be unconventional armor sure but that doesn't mean he doesn't need ANYTHING
and you know i can do cool tech to order
(i'm guessing every conceivable variation on the whole 'boning' joke has already been made huh?
no point even trying to break new ground there?)
fair tbh
they're a lot to handle for ME and i've almost been here a year
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Pretty sure they're fake bones? Like when you get him down to the basics he's a ball of light, everything else is a construct 🤔 Can't believe I'm dating a ball of light
[That's honestly kind of weird? It's different than Lup and Barry, who have lich forms that resemble something elf and human shaped, respectively, but Kravitz is just a spirit.]
I am for sure taking him to the kink expo, gotta see how hard I can make him blush
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i sure wouldn't wanna be somebody on the raven queen's shitlist i'll tell you that
cuz that's quite the dream team
it IS super weird you're dating a ball of light
but if you think about it
we're all just constructs made of elements and filled with energy
kravitz is just a little more in control of that process than most of us are.
oh no is he a blusher?
is he shy?
go easy on him taako
you know how weird some of that shit gets...
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[He roasts because he loves them.]
You know, darling, sometimes I forget how much of a fucking nerd you are but you always remind me
[He roasts because he loves Cisco.]
I mean I wrapped him up in tentacles when we first met and he still agreed to a date so I'm pretty sure he can handle it
[Once more: roasting out of love.]
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doesn't it?
and i may well be a nerd but at least i never led with tentacles
that's a strictly fifth date kind of development thanks
and before you even THINK of saying anything let me be clear: I AM KIDDING
i have not nor will i ever tentacle a dude, thanks.
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[the goddess of the natural order isn't too big on rules. sure]
I'm screenshotting those first two sentences and sending them to everyone
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gods aren't omniscient are they?
otherwise there would be no need for bounty hunters in the first place
this, taako
this is why i have trust issues
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[He's pretty sure? Istus implied as much and it explains why there are clerics and paladins, for gods to work through.]
😘😘😘
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i can see how that slope might get slippery real fast
and not turn out great for mortal types
so what
is he a bit of a goody two shoes?
or just really loves his job?
[ Cisco has always been a bit curious about Kravitz, but mostly avoided bringing him up, because it wasn't immediately relevant, and he could tell it sometimes bothered Taako. Now that he's going to meet the guy, though, it's time for some Research. ]
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[It's both. Both those things.
Although it's probably a bit weird to describe the grim reaper as "a goody two shoes" but Kravitz is a stickler for Doing Things Right. Sometimes that just involves killing people and taking their souls to the astral plane.]
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