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I mean I feel you, but if this explosion is the kick in the nuts and the candy is the powers, then a whole lot of thugs just got the kick in the nuts without bonus candy cause they're fucking dead. And I for sure know what I'd prefer.

[Almost definitely not the way Cisco was going with that metaphor, and also severely lacking in tact (it doesn't really occur to him that Cisco might have known people that died, because sometimes his focus is a little narrow).]

Not that it even matters since it doesn't seem like there are any of your metas here. It just seems stupid to me not to get psyched about sweet powers instead of moping about not being normal any more.

[ Even if he's not quite sure Taako gets where he's coming from (whether it's deliberate or not, Cisco can't tell), it is food for thought. After all, before he'd found out he was a meta, Cisco would have been in complete, 100%, full-throttle agreement. His views on the sweetness of superpowers hadn't gotten messy until his own life had gotten spectacularly messy right around the time he found out he'd been changed, too. ]

no, doesn't really matter, you're right.

i'm with you there. it's more like... i get that there are gonna be exceptions? but as a rule, i'm team "superpowers are fucking awesome".

[ It's only a tiny bit a lie. ]

[It's mostly not deliberate tbh, other people's perspectives are hard when you're a self-centered jerk.]

Super powers are fucking awesome, for sure.

Except superspeed, cause no one's into a guy that can't keep his dick hard for more than like two seconds.

[taAKO]

okay listen man you gotta stop it with the speedster dick jokes.

like i get that i started this but my best friend's a speedster and i really don't need that image up in my brain.