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[ He had told Taako to ask him any time Earth stuff came up that he didn't understand. He had done this. He had made this bed for himself and now he has just got to lie down in it. ]

it's not from a movie.
i mean. it features in plenty of movies of the pornographic persuasion but it has more to do with the position of the numbers
they're like, flipped
like mirror images of each other
so it's a 6 and a 9
get it?

[Give him a second.

And then another second where he briefly considers messing with Cisco by pretending he doesn't get it, but he's not quite that cruel.]

OH.

Fuck, that makes so much sense, why did we never think of that?

okay so you got it?
good.

well to be fair, they probably don't need a euphemism for that move where you're from because people aren't as repressed or whatever.

[ He's not sure if that's ENTIRELY accurate. Like, can he really gauge the prudishness of the society based on just Taako? ]

i mean..... if it's just the name that no one thought of...?

No no, we definitely do it. We figured that one out a long time ago. I mean it's slightly more challenging when not all parties are the same race but you just gotta get creative.

[The struggles of a world with halflings and dwarves and gnomes alongside all the taller races.]

yeah i can definitely see how that would make the tetris game a bit more challenging
but you know
life finds a way

are you at that sex expo or whatever
like is that why you're blowing up my inbox?

And sometimes death, not that I got that far with Kravitz.

[In answer to the question, Taako sends Cisco a selfie of himself in front of a stall that's apparently Riverview's version of Bad Dragon.]

still cannot believe you dated a grim reaper
i mean who asked who out?

[ Well, that answers that question. ]

well those are sure colorful
also listen bud if you're thinking about buying anything with a motor make sure you grill them about safety testing first

I asked him, pretty sure Kravtiz has forgotten how dating works

[It's not as if he has a lot of free time.]

On one hand I wanna say I appreciate you looking out for me but now I have some pretty fucking rough images in my head about what happens when they DON'T do safety testing so like, I hate you?

i guess that makes sense

[ If anyone has the audacity to flirt with a bounty hunter employed by a death goddess, it's absolutely Taako. ]

my bad
have you got like a 'banish mental images' spell or something?
just want you to be safe

I mean kinda but then it's gonna be a mystery to me forever why I clenched so hard my asshole disappeared

[jesus taako]

[ It takes Cisco a minute or so to reply because he's laughing way too hard, and maybe that means he has a terrible sense of humor. Or a great one. ]

great mysteries of the universe right there

[ Then, because he does feel a little bit bad about scarring Taako when he'd just wanted to warn him about shoddy mechanics: ]

you think i should drop by the expo?
i was kinda curious but i couldn't decide
like what's the creep ratio?

There are like zero creeps, my dude, this whole thing is pretty heavy on not messing with people if they don't wanna be messed with, you know?

It's pretty interesting though. Some of it's real fucked up but there's something to be said about expanding your horizons.

If you're real worried about creeps you can come with me? Is that weird to offer?

[He's spent plenty of time with Bryn at this thing, but he and Bryn are very open with each other about all that sorta stuff.]

awesome.

i don't think it's weird to offer. i should be okay, tho. if you say the vibe's good i believe you. i wasn't worried exactly, just pessimistic.

[ That's... mostly true. But Cisco trusts Taako's judgement in this, which he honestly might not if it were coming from someone different. ]

alright, fuck it. why not.
i'm going.
if i run into you i'll definitely say hey.

You better wear something slutty

Nah I'm fucking with you there are people here in jeans and shit

i'll compromise and wear my sluttiest jeans.

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