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[spellslots]

Necromancy! Fun for the whole weird family

Oh, fuck, we're breaking out the big guns. I love it.

Vibe station sounds kinda like a sex thing, FYI

[franciscoramon]

i guess it's not all that different from the lazarus pit
though i don't think that thing grows new bodies.

i can also make you dinner if it DOES work, since it's a huge favor no matter what

only if your mind is permanently affixed to the gutter

[spellslots]

The fuck is a lazarus pit?

I'm never gonna turn down free food, especially not free home cooked food.

I mean. Yes? It is? I've been thinking about the implications of sucking dick in relation to your power I dunno why you even need to say those words.

[franciscoramon]

as far as i can tell it's a mystical hot tub that can bring people back from the dead
it's about the closest thing we got to magic in my world. i don't know a lot about it because it's in a secret lair in a secret country guarded be a secret league of super assassins.

then we have a deal

ugh.

[ Just ugh. Says it all. ]

[spellslots]

Sounds kinda cool, if I ever pop into your world I'll check it out.

Deal :)

Harsh, my dude, I was gonna make an offer. For science, ya know, but if ugh is how you're gonna react....

[He enjoys tormenting people way too much]

[franciscoramon]

i know the likelihood of that happening is almost nonexistent but i just feel like it's my duty to tell you as a friend that that would be a very very very very very stupid idea.

listen i know you're only giving me a hard time here (ha ha laugh it up) but trust me when i say there i don't think there's any force in the multiverse that can make these powers even remotely sexy to me.

[ He knows Taako was kidding, says that kind of shit all the time without meaning it, but his powers still mostly make him think about Eobard and that is the world's biggest boner killer imaginable. ]

[spellslots]

I worked for a secret organisation for a year! How hard can secret assassins be to deal with.

I would NEVER give you a hard time????

[sounds fake but ok]

[franciscoramon]

ok true but if there's one of you and like, hundreds of them...

sure you wouldn't.