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[franciscoramon]

right.
my bad.
i was just kidding - obvs our friendship isn't a joke.

i did hear a good one the other day tho

[spellslots]

okay super because tehre were a LOT of words there

i have a feeling im gonna hear the joke regardless of what i say next

hit me

[franciscoramon]

what's the difference between a dapper guy on a bicycle and a frumpy dude on a unicycle?

a tire

:D

[ It's terrible, and he fully knows it. ]

[spellslots]

[It takes Taako at least a minute to find an appropriate response, but finally:]

[franciscoramon]

[ That prompts an actual, out-loud laugh from Cisco. ]

you're very welcome

[spellslots]

im feeding that joke to fisher

[franciscoramon]

...that's fair.

[spellslots]

id still have to know it but at least i could spare the rest of the world

this is my heroic fuckign sacrifice

[franciscoramon]

😂

truly inspiring stuff

your selflessness shall not be in vain

[spellslots]

this is the joke version of taking an arrow for someone

for the world

i mean i guess im gonna have to save it ANYWAY might as well throw this in

[franciscoramon]

might as well, indeed.

so does this mean i should tell you all the other excruciatingly bad jokes i know so you can purge the world of them all at once?

text; @lightemup

[spellslots]

ohh nooo taako dropped his phone in the water he says to stop texting him forever bye

[franciscoramon]

wow, what timing, how convenient........

SUSPICIOUSLY convenient............

[spellslots]

i dont know why that would be convienet i haev no idea what your conversation was about ebcause i was no in it

[franciscoramon]

a likely story.

[ But Cisco is laughing, and plays along with the little game: ]

alright alright tell taako i'll spare him the bad puns.

@fromTV

[spellslots]

[This is why they're friends.]

ehy fuck sorry about that, my man, there was a phone crisis but luckily im like. magic? so we're all good now

[franciscoramon]

wow, it's a christmas miracle.

[spellslots]

***candlenights!!!!

[franciscoramon]

yeah that one too.