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[franciscoramon]

you're right. complete disaster. one for the record books.

did you slip her some tongue?

[ Look Cisco is contractually obligated to tease Taako a little about this, it's just the rules. ]

[spellslots]

Why the fuck did I even text you

[That's a yes.]

She had her hands on my ass for an entire fucking minute

[franciscoramon]

the club is a dangerous place my dude

you know you're gonna run into her everywhere in town now right
that's just how these things work
she's gonna be fucking omnipresent

[spellslots]

We're gonna have to kill her

[franciscoramon]

i think murder might be a bit of an overreaction
how about we try to think of this as a learning experience?

[spellslots]

[After a somewhat ominous five minute delay]

FINE

Is the lesson don't be a slut?

[franciscoramon]

of course the lesson isn't don't be a slut
please
consider who you're talking to
the lesson is be a more observant slut

[spellslots]

You think I could start fucking carding people under the pretense of being super old 🤔

[franciscoramon]

you telling me there isn't some kind of a/s/l spell?
i mean the l is obvious
and i guess that's kinda an invasion of privacy
but also you made out with a girl tonight
desperate measures in desperate times

[spellslots]

I mean there's probably spells that'd tell me someone's like physical arrangement but yeah big invasion of privacy on that one and it doesn't mean shit. IDC if someone's got a dick or not I care if they're a dude

[franciscoramon]

yeah i'm totally with you there
not what i meant
i was thinking something more along the lines of mind reading?
like... low key mind reading?
but i guess that's all kinds of messed up too.

you could always ask?
that's awkward as hell though

i could make you a shirt that says NO GIRLS ALLOWED

[spellslots]

Detect thoughts is super low mind reading but they'd have to be thinking specifically about like, if they're a fucking girl or not

You think this would get the message across?

[aaand a slightly nsfw link]

[franciscoramon]

first of all where did you even find that

second of all maybe but you're running the risk that someone's gonna think it's ironic.

[spellslots]

It's from Earth! You gotta take the blame for this one

There's nothing I do ironically and I like to think that's just fucking evident when people look at me

[franciscoramon]

hey how come i'm suddenly responsible for all the weird shit from earth????
totally not fair.

and you give people way too much credit
it wasn't fucking evidence to that girl in the club that you weren't a hot lady, sooooo

[spellslots]

That's just the rules, pumpkin.

Listen, not that I'm not annoyed by the mix up but like you can't tell me that if you saw me in shitty club lighting your first thought would be "that's a dude"

[franciscoramon]

then screw the rules

okay u have got a point
buuuuut i'm also not all that picky when it comes to guys, girls, etc

hey think about it this way, if it happened once, statistically it probably is much less likely to happen a second time, right?

[spellslots]

Or it's gonna keep happening cause that would be my fucking luck

I'll just start wearing sheer tops so everyone can get an eyeful of my flat as fuck chest

[franciscoramon]

....true.

oh yeah. embrace the mesh. or strategically placed rips, if you wanna go for a grunge sort of look.

[spellslots]

If I go grunge Lup will steal it cause she gives like no shits about getting a tit out

[franciscoramon]

tmi but also deeply unsurprising.

[spellslots]

It's not TMI if you go clubbing with her like ever

She makes a good argument about dudes being able to go topless when chicks can't

[franciscoramon]

good point
tho topless in the club just seems kinda desperate to me
like trying way too hard, idk

[spellslots]

[Taako, who has been shirtless while clubbing before:] Ouch

[franciscoramon]

[ W h o o p s. ]

hey man that's just going by earth standards
you know we're crazy weird about what people wear