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[causational]

[franciscoramon]

I CANNOT
did you wear him out playing or something?
he looks like he is out for the count

[causational]

Five minutes with the catnip mouse and he flopped down like this, all dramatic like he was worn down. So I sat down beside him and then he was up in a flash, climbed my chest, and lay with his butt in my face and his tail halfway up my nose and promptly fell back asleep.

We've been sitting like this for 15 minutes now. I can't move. I've been taken hostage. Send help.

[franciscoramon]

of course
didn't you realize you're just a giant cat bed???

oh no a hostage situation
i'm not trained for this
i gotta establish a rapport right
that's what they do in all the movies
does he have a list of demands?

[causational]

I forget sometimes, okay.

Well, I know he likes you already so you have a head start.
I think his demands are fish treats, more catnip, and ;lakdf

[A second text comes a few moments later.]

He twitched his tail in his sleep.
I don't think I'll ever stop sneezing.

[franciscoramon]

not nearly as much as he likes you
and don't even front ok we both know it's true
you're definitely his favorite

hmm
must be a tactic
he wants me to know he means business
no regard for human life or respiration, that one
a cold hearted criminal through and through

serve him right if you chewed on his tail to get it out of your face
i dozed off on the couch the other day and woke up to him chewing on my eyebrow
my EYEBROW!!!

[causational]

Hard to believe. If he really loved me why would he torment me like this.

He is though, a cold-hearted criminal. Definitely doesn't take after either of his dads.

Wait, he chewed on your eyebrow? I mean, your eyebrows are pretty delectable, but I can't figure out what he was trying to accomplish. I think this cat is defective.

[franciscoramon]

don't you know what they say?
love hurts.

can't say anybody's ever called my brows 'delectable' before
i think he just wanted to wake me up
and he was getting real creative about it

[causational]

Wow. I guess that applies double for cats.

Everything about you is delectable, Cisco.

Possible. I wonder what he wants from me now...

[franciscoramon]

it applies for every single one of his tiny claws that he uses to love you.

well now that is just false.

it's been getting colder recently, maybe he just wants to sleep somewhere warm
and you're even better than a patch of sunlight.
(that's a good line i'm gonna have to remember that one. 'eddie you're better than a patch of sunlight')

[causational]

Believable, about his tiny needle-point impossibly sharp claws.

Isn't false. Totally true. You are 115% delectable, at the very least.

The only thing better than a me or a patch of sunlight is you. ♥

[franciscoramon]

i still think your math's a little off there, thawne

wow you're just gonna steal my new thing?
right there in front of my eyes?
plagiarist.
❤️

[ And Cisco sends a selfie of himself looking shocked and offended. ]

[causational]

You're right. I meant 125% delectable.

I wasn't STEALING it, just, you know, riffing off of it. Because I want to make it really obvious that I think you're just as awesome as you think I am.

[And Eddie sends a selfie of his own smiling face, half obscured by Shadow's fluffy black-furred butt.]

[franciscoramon]

i give up.

okay that's fair
we can have shared custody of the phrase
just like we got on that beautiful fuzzbutt you got perched on you

[causational]

Good, it's about time you finally gave in and accepted that I think you're stunning.

Exactly. It's a deal.