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it's a BESPOKE evil gown
should've guessed. 👌🏾

you know i've always thought my cv could use a doomsday device or two up in there
it's a deal

You thought I'd do anything less?

[This is all just a chance to show off and be extra]

I think this is gonna be the start of a beautiful evil friendship

you're right, how silly of me.

should i start practicing my evil laugh now?
i bet that sort of thing takes a while to perfect

Evil laughs are so last year, we're not mad scientists

you're so right.
do i at least get a catchphrase?

Only if you come up with it yourself,
I'm working on my monologues just in case

oh yeah, if i've learned anything dealing with supervillains it's that monologues are a real must

John never really did the monologue bullshit during our final fight, does that mean he doesn't count as a supervillain?

idk, doesn't have to be during the final fight...
some villains like to get their monologues in early
other people leave 'em right for the end
different strokes for different evil folks

I guess Merle said he used to talk a lot of bullshit when they did parley but I stopped listening to Merle's stories after like the fourth time cause it was mostly about their chess games

okay real talk with me tho dude: WHAT IS IT WITH VILLAINS AND CHESS
like oh my god could they get any more cliche?
cuz take a wild guess who also loved chess?

It's like the smart dude equivalent of getting your dicks out for a measuring contest

w o w
as a non evil smart dude i resent this remark
but ur not wrong about it being a big damn ego thing

Sorry for being right ;)

You could also say shit about it being a strategy thing and using it to figure out how your opponent thinks in terms of like, what sacrifices they're willing to make or whether they take risks, etc

But it's mostly the dick thing

[ That comment about being willing to make sacrifices brings back more than one retrospectively nauseating conversation with Dr. Wells and Cisco is rather abruptly Done with talking about chess. ]

don't get me wrong i love your style but
lemme know if anybody can't take a joke and gets pissed and u need backup
ok?
i can help dispense some chill pills
figurative not literal

[hm]

If you have literal chill pills and you've been holding out we're gonna have words
Maybe let Eddie know if people start getting weird about? I dunno if like the cops are gonna care