oh i'm definitely getting you presents, but we can always open most of those after everyone goes home. and you better be prepared to be the center of my attention at the very least. 😘 barbecue would be dope you know i'm aways down for that
cool, traditionally prepared calf brains coming right up
(i'm just kidding, i would never)
[ He doesn't spoil Eddie, not really. But he sure is going to, for his makeup birthday. He's already brainstorming things that he can give him. Things he knows Eddie likes - things that Eddie might be too embarrassed to get for himself or not even realize he wanted. ]
oh, we're doing this. day after tomorrow. it's on.
[ That's enough time for Cisco to make all the preparations and let all the potential guests know, but soon enough that Eddie won't have to wait. ]
ok i would totally make it and indulge your adventurous gustatory side but i've never actually cooked it before and i'd be kind of worried about messing it up and giving you some kind of horrible disease neither of us have heard of, or you know just making it really gross, so maybe we can save that one for some other day.
but there will be plenty of other stuff you've never had, i bet. trust me.
Yes, something absolutely can be both. Believe me. I've been going to dim sum for years and I've tried everything there. And it's not really about a sophisticated palate, it's just taste.
I love how they taste, but they feel gross.
Oh my god. I'd set it as my phone wallpaper. And you know, if you ever want a picture of me cooking for my man, you can snap away. ;)
Oh believe me, I know about faux pas. Mostly when I'm not thinking though, when I'm on the ball, I can be pretty good. You should tell me some stories though.
Badass? Really? I would say you have low standards if I didn't know better.
way back in the early days we had our first non-barry non-psycho metahuman at star labs and she asked if anyone else had been changed and i said something like 'no one as hot as you' or something like that and caitlin immediately threatened to lobotomize me
also basically any time i have spoken to captain singh literally ever. it's like a gift. a horrible, embarrassing gift.
yeah but see what you don't get is you're one of those obnoxious people who looks gorgeous even when you're miserable.
wow so much for loyalty i see how it is. (..........naw i don't blame you tbh it was supposed to come out funny & a bit flirty but it was just creepy and SUPER awkward.)
whether or not that's true, captain singh is 100% immune to cuteness.
okay a) don't judge; b) you look cute in your workout clothes; c) there's way grosser things to be a lil into than a hot dude who is a bit hot and messy from going to the gym.
Okay fine. Workout sweat is way less gross than like, hot day sweat. I can KIND OF see how it's a little sexy. Compromise.
I guess it's sort of like how I love how you look when you first wake up in the morning all groggy with messy hair and pressure lines from the pillow on your face.
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oh i'm definitely getting you presents, but we can always open most of those after everyone goes home.
and you better be prepared to be the center of my attention at the very least. 😘
barbecue would be dope you know i'm aways down for that
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You spoil me, you know that?
Seriously. Best boyfriend.
And you know I never mind being the center of your attention. ;)
Alright. If we're actually doing this, then just let me know. I'll make those burgers you like, and some steak.
[And he feels a little self-conscious and silly about it but...he's excited about this.]
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(i'm just kidding, i would never)
[ He doesn't spoil Eddie, not really. But he sure is going to, for his makeup birthday. He's already brainstorming things that he can give him. Things he knows Eddie likes - things that Eddie might be too embarrassed to get for himself or not even realize he wanted. ]
oh, we're doing this. day after tomorrow. it's on.
[ That's enough time for Cisco to make all the preparations and let all the potential guests know, but soon enough that Eddie won't have to wait. ]
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(I'd try it, for the record. I've eaten chicken feet and congealed cow's blood rolled in peanuts on a stick, I'm willing to try anything.)
Alright. I'll make sure not to have any plans.
[And, a few moments later.]
Thank you, Cisco. You're really good to me.
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ok i would totally make it and indulge your adventurous gustatory side but i've never actually cooked it before and i'd be kind of worried about messing it up and giving you some kind of horrible disease neither of us have heard of, or you know just making it really gross, so maybe we can save that one for some other day.
but there will be plenty of other stuff you've never had, i bet. trust me.
it's no trouble.
i'm just sorry it'll be a little late.
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And I'm looking forward to whatever you make. I just really like the idea of trying your cooking.
Don't be sorry. It isn't your fault, and I really, really don't mind.
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it is kind of a classic romantic thing, isn't it? cooking for my man 😉
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You don't like liver? I actually don't mind it. But I really do not like cooked onions, in big chunks? That is slimy.
I feel like I should be ashamed of how much I like the sound of that.
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i don't think i've ever met an onion i didn't like. but i'll keep that in mind and cut up the onions extra small in the [DISH NAME REDACTED]
maybe i'll put on a cute apron and send you a selfie while i'm putting something in the oven. you know, just kind of lean in to the cheesiness.
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I love how they taste, but they feel gross.
Oh my god. I'd set it as my phone wallpaper. And you know, if you ever want a picture of me cooking for my man, you can snap away. ;)
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i feel like i'm learning this whole other side of you. there any other food aversions i should know about? wouldn't want to ruin your birthday.
well now i'm definitely doing it. and i'll remember that. 📸
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Oh. No, not really. I have an extremely mild citrus allergy but I eat it all the time anyway.
Alright. I'll make sure to look extra cute next time I bake you cupcakes.
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that's badass.
i like how you say that as if you don't look totally cute literally all the time.
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Badass? Really? I would say you have low standards if I didn't know better.
And I don't. You've seen me looking pretty awful.
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also basically any time i have spoken to captain singh literally ever. it's like a gift. a horrible, embarrassing gift.
yeah but see what you don't get is you're one of those obnoxious people who looks gorgeous even when you're miserable.
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You're cute enough to get away with it, though, honestly. I mean look at you.
Are you kidding me? Have you ever seen me after the gym before I shower???
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(..........naw i don't blame you tbh it was supposed to come out funny & a bit flirty but it was just creepy and SUPER awkward.)
whether or not that's true, captain singh is 100% immune to cuteness.
yes, yes i have 😍
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You think?
Oh my god, I am not hot when I'm disgusting and sweaty from the gym.
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maybe with the exception of his husband.
you don't get to tell me what i find hot. maybe i like you a lil sweaty sometimes
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Seriously? Gross.
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I guess it's sort of like how I love how you look when you first wake up in the morning all groggy with messy hair and pressure lines from the pillow on your face.
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All according to plan. I'm working on that whole 'evil genius' thing a little, I guess.
I mean, besides the fact that morning is seriously a good look on you.
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i guess as far as evil genius plans go, making it so neither of us can argue about weird stuff we like about one another is not all THAT bad.
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