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[spellslots]

all he lost from before the journey is is specific details about our world. like the two suns and shit. nothing about his life

[So, yeah, less to erase. He basically just reverted to a more immature version of himself, but he grew out of that again, with Julia.]

we probably will

when we met again for the first time it was super easy to fall into step with them again even if it didnt make any sense WHY i gave a fuck about those two dipshits

[franciscoramon]

your world had two suns? i never knew that.

think about it this way: you get to reuse all your best jokes.

and you never know. he might choose to remember.
i would, if it were me.

[ Cisco knows that he and Magnus are probably very different types of people, but he thinks that most people would want to know, if a part of their life was missing. No matter what warnings Lup and Lucretia and Taako might manage to get across. ]

[spellslots]

two suns and a purple sky

[He doesn't really talk about home much, because it's gone, and unlike Lup he doesn't have any hope of getting it back.]

even better, i get to reuse HIS jokes. he wont have a clue

[He's not sure what to say about that last part, it feels too risky to put any hope on this, that Magnus will want to remember.]

[franciscoramon]

sounds beautiful.

[ If circumstances were different, Cisco would have already bombarded Taako with a hundred questions about the planet he'd originally come from. But... considering what had happened to it, well. It had seemed like a bad idea. ]

taako, you are positively DEVIOUS.

[spellslots]

it was

[And that's about where he'll leave that particular thread, tonight is shitty enough without delving into "our planet was destroyed" territory.]

fuck yeah i am. id say i could resuse barry and merle's jokes too but they arent good at jokes. at least magnus is funny sometimes

[franciscoramon]

you're welcome to steal any of mine that you remember.

[ Cisco is setting himself up, saying that, and he fully knows it. ]

[spellslots]

[HE SURE HAS.]

oh

oh no

have you been trying to make jokes the whole time we've been friends???

oh boy

this is awkward, huh

[franciscoramon]

HA! but you see the joke is on YOU!

little did you know our whole friendship has been one huge elaborate long-form performance art joke.

bet you didn't see that coming.

[ Okay... the actual humor in that may be somewhat obscure but Cisco is trying. ]

[spellslots]

cisco

im too drunk for this

[franciscoramon]

right.
my bad.
i was just kidding - obvs our friendship isn't a joke.

i did hear a good one the other day tho

[spellslots]

okay super because tehre were a LOT of words there

i have a feeling im gonna hear the joke regardless of what i say next

hit me

[franciscoramon]

what's the difference between a dapper guy on a bicycle and a frumpy dude on a unicycle?

a tire

:D

[ It's terrible, and he fully knows it. ]

[spellslots]

[It takes Taako at least a minute to find an appropriate response, but finally:]

[franciscoramon]

[ That prompts an actual, out-loud laugh from Cisco. ]

you're very welcome

[spellslots]

im feeding that joke to fisher

[franciscoramon]

...that's fair.

[spellslots]

id still have to know it but at least i could spare the rest of the world

this is my heroic fuckign sacrifice

[franciscoramon]

😂

truly inspiring stuff

your selflessness shall not be in vain

[spellslots]

this is the joke version of taking an arrow for someone

for the world

i mean i guess im gonna have to save it ANYWAY might as well throw this in

[franciscoramon]

might as well, indeed.

so does this mean i should tell you all the other excruciatingly bad jokes i know so you can purge the world of them all at once?

text; @lightemup

[spellslots]

ohh nooo taako dropped his phone in the water he says to stop texting him forever bye

[franciscoramon]

wow, what timing, how convenient........

SUSPICIOUSLY convenient............

[spellslots]

i dont know why that would be convienet i haev no idea what your conversation was about ebcause i was no in it

[franciscoramon]

a likely story.

[ But Cisco is laughing, and plays along with the little game: ]

alright alright tell taako i'll spare him the bad puns.

@fromTV

[spellslots]

[This is why they're friends.]

ehy fuck sorry about that, my man, there was a phone crisis but luckily im like. magic? so we're all good now