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spellslots: DNT (got you wrapped)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-17 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
We got eaten by bugs, it was pretty quick, way less painful than uh. Well I've died a few times? Getting eaten alive in like five seconds is way less shitty than bleeding out!

[Welcome to 'flippancy about horrible circumstances', a novel by Taako.]

I've got a few centuries under my belt, enough that putting an exact year on it isn't easy.

[Plus the whole century on the Starblaster, but that's... complicated.]

It was pretty neat, I will admit. We saw a lotta cool shit, like talking animals and robot people.

[He can talk Mongoose it's great.]

It works on people who are famous enough to have legends about them? It's not pulling shit outta thin air, it's tapping into what's already known. There's probably some bullshit about the mythology of people and how stories shape their existence but I don't really care it's just a handy spell.
spellslots: DNT (I wanna be adored)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-19 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
It was Groundhog day, like the movie? for the bugs, all magic time travel shit. The other times are cause we're sorta like... coded into our ship? Whenever we left the plan we'd "reset" to the body we'd been when we first took off, even if we'd died.

Oh, yeah, I guess that'd be weird for you.
[Humans in his world are used to having shorter lives] If it helps I'm like, the elf equivalent of 30! We don't hit proper adulthood until a century.

[Elves, man.]

The robots used to be people, their souls got put in a robot body? They were rad.

[They're all super dead!!!]

You know what, that's a pretty tidy way to put it. Less my brain and more just magic, but yeah, close enough. If you were super famous I could do you, but if you're just some dude it's not gonna turn anything up, you know?
spellslots: DNT (to misbehave)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-20 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much immortal, yup.
Uh, if I died here my soul would have to get back to the world the ship is in? I think? Memories are part of your soul, not your body, so like, we remembered all the shit from the years we went through.


[Well, when the voidfish isn't taken into consideration, but that's a whole... other... thing]

Kiiind of, there's a whole coming of age thing and new names blahblahblah. We weren't really into elf culture, we're too cool for that shit.

[And Lup had already picked a new name, but that's not the kind of shit to share with strangers.]

Oh! I got a spell called Identify that does that with any magic items, tells me what spell made/is on them and how to use them. Psychometry sounds pretty fucking useful, though.
spellslots: DNT (pop that pretty question right now baby)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-24 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's pretty shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but thanks

[Don't get him wrong, he's super glad they're not dead after all the... dying, but after 100 cycles of it, they were all just really tired, enough to risk breaking the light apart just so that they could stop running.]

Me and Lup would do shit on our birthday sometimes but yeah, you get pretty over it. Half the time we'd just compete to see who could make the sickest cake. When we were little it was always who could steal the coolest shit. I always won.

[Because he had way less morals than her.]

That was the least committal response ever, just saying.
spellslots: DNT (every day is a chore chore chore)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-25 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thief might be overselling it, my dude. [Partly because it's like, part of a class in d&d and Taako is definitely not a rogue.] The trick is having a good distraction.

[Casually talking about crime like it's nbd]

I'll pay that, that would be shit.

[Which has never been a concern for him; sure there are spells that can backfire, but it's always been about learning and practising to get more power, never having something raw that needed to be controlled.]

This is thing with metahumans, huh? Learning to get a hold of that shit?
spellslots: DNT (got you wrapped)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-26 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's still getting away with it if you wanna be generous. The amount of shit Lup stole that I then had to charm our way out of is unbelievable.

[She never really picked up the art of being subtle, which, while not Taako's greatest skill, is one he can deploy when necessary.]

Sleight of hand is more of a rogue thing, but also for stealing! Just a whole lot of stealing going on.

[what's a moral can u eat it]

Why can't they talk about it? Oh wait is this one of those superhero things? Secret identities and whatever the fuck? I read some comic books and I gotta say, don't really get it.
spellslots: DNT (and I'm sad to the core core core)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-26 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
She's pretty fucking great. And hard to miss if she ever shows up, just look for me but with tits.

[It's easy to pretend he's just missing Lup because she's back in their reality, not because she's been dead for almost a decade. He has to cling to god hope that he'll get her back.]

I'm gonna need you to back that train up into the station. Freaks????

[That seems kinda rude.]
spellslots: DNT (every day is a chore chore chore)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nah she just stole my great look ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(We're twins)


[Identical, but adding that opens up a can of worms that isn't Taako's to open, so he just tends to keep it general. Fraternal twins can still look very similar, anyway.]

Listen, I'm gonna get real with you for a second here: Earth is fucking ridiculous and I don't understand it at all. You guys care about the strangest shit. Like I get that it'd suck if you had that explode-y power or whatever, but how would everyone else not be fucking psyched to be able to do cool shit?
spellslots: DNT (to misbehave)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-27 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean I feel you, but if this explosion is the kick in the nuts and the candy is the powers, then a whole lot of thugs just got the kick in the nuts without bonus candy cause they're fucking dead. And I for sure know what I'd prefer.

[Almost definitely not the way Cisco was going with that metaphor, and also severely lacking in tact (it doesn't really occur to him that Cisco might have known people that died, because sometimes his focus is a little narrow).]

Not that it even matters since it doesn't seem like there are any of your metas here. It just seems stupid to me not to get psyched about sweet powers instead of moping about not being normal any more.
spellslots: srsly DNT (take a picture)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-28 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's mostly not deliberate tbh, other people's perspectives are hard when you're a self-centered jerk.]

Super powers are fucking awesome, for sure.

Except superspeed, cause no one's into a guy that can't keep his dick hard for more than like two seconds.


[taAKO]
spellslots: DNT (the primadonna life)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-28 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't wanna think about your best friend's dick?

[Now he's just being a shit.]
spellslots: srsly DNT (that deserving of it)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-28 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Real best friends think about each other's dicks all the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[let cisco live 2k17]
spellslots: DNT (you say that I'm kinda difficult)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-05-31 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
And you'll never know, I'll take this secret to my grave ;)